Two teen zombies launched a surprise attack on four Hunter High students during a routine zomber practice mission in Cherryville Cemetery last night.
According to sources, the night began slowly, then wham, two zombies shuffled up out of nowhere. Paul “The Canon” Williams was unable to signal a warning to experienced zombers Catherine Nonley and Evan Walker.
Also on scene for her first mission was Hunter High’s newest student, True Descendant Barbra Flynn, who in her own words, “scuttled around like a crab” during the zombie attack. Fortunately, Walker and Nonley tag-teamed the zombies before they could attack Flynn.
Sources say the female zombie may have targeted the TD.
Repeated knockings on the General’s office door by this reporter resulted in a growled, “No comment.”